August 30, 2004

zipdecode

zipdecode | ben fry

Check it out, it's cool. Let's you quickly see how the whole US zip code system is laid out. Nifty-keen, I say! Java applet...

Posted by Boone at 11:34 PM

August 22, 2004

Google Bombing

Maybe it's stupid, but the thought amuses me, so I'm gonna do it. Ready? Here it is!!!!

Olympics - You'll note I've cleverly made the link-text "Olympics" and linked to Pepsi, which happens to not be an Olympic sponsor.

MSNBC article on why this might be considered funny.

Posted by Boone at 07:33 PM | Comments (2)

August 16, 2004

Terms of Service

Please find the new updated terms of service below, effective immediately.

By posting a comment on my blog regarding any online casino, you hearby authorize me to chase you down like the dog you are, and beat the living shit out of you. You further grant me permission to steal, loot, piss on, set fire to, deface, defile, torch, shred, immobilize, ruin, destruct, destroy, damage, pee on, urinate on, defecate on, kick, punch, hit-with-a-bat or otherwise do as I please with any and all of your posessions and those for who you work.

These terms are subject to change at any time. Please ensure your robots and scripts comply with these terms or face my wrath.

Posted by Boone at 12:36 AM | Comments (2)

August 14, 2004

Pay at the Pump

So I've got my license again, and am legally allowed to roam Canada's roads and highways once again. An unfortunate problem associated with driving however has always been the fact that vehicles typically need gas, fuel, petrol, or whatever you call it.

Now, in recent years most pumps have been upgraded with some smarter brains, a big screen and more buttons, to allow you, the consumer, the luxury of "Paying at the pumps." Often, this feature is labelled with large letters, dubbing this feature "Express-Pay" and using other such speed-implying adjectives. But this is hardly the case.

In fact, should someone take this matter so seriously that they wish to test, I'd bet you'd find that in most cases it the drive in to drive out time is greater, when you use the Pay-at-the-Pump features. And why is this? The pumps are #)($*#)($* SLOW! It starts so convenient, you stick the card in and pull it out rapidly. Now, the next couple steps are fairly straight forward, pick how much gas you want, or fill-up, punch in your PIN code and pick what account to charge. Perhaps there's a chance to stick a Airmiles card or other gas-station specific card in the machine at some point. This should only take 15 odd seconds if you're quick with the punching of buttons, and you should be off pumpin'.

But every time you do anything, it seems to take the pump an eternity to recognize you've done something, churn through it in its puny little brain, and ask for the next step! I don't get it, with many gigahertz processors cheaper than a full tank of gas nowadays, you'd think they could make it a tad more "expressy!" Do they have a large stock of 15 year old computer chips they gotta use or something?

So this is a call-to-action for all gas stations out there. Increase your profitability, pump those cars through your station quicker, and give your pumps some real 21st century technology. Please, make it a bit easier for me to spend my hard-earned money on gas. I hate it enough as is, make it a bit more painless!

Posted by Boone at 02:00 PM

August 08, 2004

Stupid ebay...

My AirPort Extreme card only went for $90CDN :(

Weird thing is that it looks like the old AirPort cards go for much more! ie. This one.

Click Here for completed auctions in the "Ethernet, AirPort" category.

Posted by Boone at 12:13 PM

TXS DTEC

Now here's a cool idea, use your Nintendo® Gameboy Advance as a data-logging/tuning tool.

www.turboxs.com/Dtec/dtec.shtml

Posted by Boone at 12:10 PM

August 04, 2004

Apple AirPort Extreme Card for sale

Click here for the complete story and to bid on it today! Only a couple days left in the auction, bettery hurry!

Posted by Boone at 06:14 PM